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[diaryofakanemem]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[turtle94c]

“Whats your safe word?”

[diaryofakanemem]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[quietly-islayem]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[5unflwr]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[pussyprlnt]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[mysoulrunsdeep]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

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[crazyforsashagrey]

On December 17th, Tumblr will loose hundreds of thousands of users because they just denied what they are from the start.

REBLOG IF YOU ARE AGREE!!!

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Really? But porn is the problem right… please don’t promote pages like this.

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[essenceofnatvre]

L I G H T  W A L K E R S

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[postingfelon]

I’ll be among those casualties.

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[becausebirds]

Fairy pigeons?

edit: for those concerned about the colorful birds, I was able to find this:

They are dyed and fed a special diet. These are pigeons located in Pearl City Hawaii and the Humane society has certified that they are treated humanely and are not in any danger from the process that changes their coloring. Their keeper (Doug Beter) has been recognized by the humane society for his best practices and his care for the birds.

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[catsbeaversandducks]

“Couldn’t leave our scaly children out of the wedding.”

Photos/caption by Paul DlDario and Andreana DiDario

[ciel-the-unicorn]

The dream

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Send the police, there is a black man walking down the street…

[r-maliciouscompliance]

…you want the police just because a black man is walking down the street? You got it!

I use to work as a 911 dispatcher and I once took a call from a lady who was complaining about a black man walking down the street. He was doing nothing wrong…except, as she put it, “he’s black and walking down the street”.

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[best-shower-thoughts]

People saying “If humans came from monkeys, why are there still momkeys?” is kind of like saying “If dogs came from wolves, why are there still wolves?” (source)

[ciel-the-unicorn]

Because we didn’t come from monkeys. We evolved from a common ancestor.